The Case of The Runaway Romaine
I’m pissed. I just went to make a delicious and nutritious salad for lunch only to find out that SOME FUCKER STOLE MY LETTUCE out of the refrigerator at work.
Since I couldn’t bring myself to eat cucumbers, avocados, shrimp, and tomatoes without any green goodness to nestle them, I had to drive to Freddy’s and buy another bag of lettuce. Thus defeating the purpose of bringing my lunch today; to avoid having to get in the car in the 100° heat!
Alas, I returned shortly and stomped through the office, the Wicked Witch of the East’s theme song playing in my head. I quickly wrote my name on EVERYTHING I have to put back in the fridge.
Once I finish lunch, I think I’ll question a few suspects…
I’m pissed. I just went to make a delicious and nutritious salad for lunch only to find out that SOME FUCKER STOLE MY LETTUCE out of the refrigerator at work.
Since I couldn’t bring myself to eat cucumbers, avocados, shrimp, and tomatoes without any green goodness to nestle them, I had to drive to Freddy’s and buy another bag of lettuce. Thus defeating the purpose of bringing my lunch today; to avoid having to get in the car in the 100° heat!
Alas, I returned shortly and stomped through the office, the Wicked Witch of the East’s theme song playing in my head. I quickly wrote my name on EVERYTHING I have to put back in the fridge.
Once I finish lunch, I think I’ll question a few suspects…
5 comments:
Stealing lettuce?? I've never thought of it as that tempting an item, you know, as a stand alone food snack. I'd take this one personally if I were you.
Get 'em Tiger!
Upon questioning, Pam revealed that she is unable to eat salad. I think I can cross her off the list of suspects.
Ruth was present in the lunch room while I was searching for the bagged greens in question... further surveillance of her lunch time routine may be warranted.
I saw who ate your salad.
Ha ha ha! Who's the annonymous?!
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