Thursday, June 30, 2005

Top Ten Things I'm Gonna Do While Camping ...

10. Whittle something
9. Drink cheap beer
8. Read Cosmo (but only for the sex tips)
7. Spurn the urge to puke up cheap beer
6. Light off fireworks
5. Take the pooches on a hike
4. Evade Park Ranger for breaking "No Fireworks" rule
3. Read a good book
2. Take many naps
1. Eat, drink, and be merry (and a little stinky, too)

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